I am in NO way a fashion expert, but I feel like these
fashion trends (and I very much dislike the fact that they are actually trends) are just too
absurd/annoying/ridiculous to not comment on.
1. To all you lovely ladies who like to commit fashion faux pas, in the words of Blair Waldorf: "Tights are NOT pants... honestly!" Maybe the fact that I spent the past 3 1/2 years of my life at a public state University has impacted my absolute hatred of tights casually making their way into the female wardrobe as laziness towards putting thought into appearance ensues. Maybe I'm being harsh, but good fashion at a public state university does NOT exist...
2. Speaking of college fashion faux pas, who ever said over-sized t-shirts
with Nike shorts are
acceptable anywhere outside of a gym?! I’ll admit, it can be quite comfy,
but only in a lounge-around-the-house, I-won’t-be-caught-dead-wearing-this-in-public
kind of way. Working out and lounging around. Otherwise, I go insane when girls
actually accessorize with these “outfits”.
3. Animal-print ANYTHING.
Okay, I lied a little. I can handle some really cute leopard print shoes, but
that’s about it! Maybe some animal print accents I can handle, but full piece
made purely of the print? It’s a bit more trashy than classy.
4. Crocs. I feel like my
boyfriend, mother, and I are the only ones in the world who hated the shoes
when they first came out and still refuse to try on a pair. I completely
understand wearing the shoes for gardening or work purposes (my sister owned a
pair for when she worked at Texas Roadhouse, and I know they make great shoes
for nurses/people in the medical field), but I cannot understand the attraction
for actual cute outfits. Am I the
only one who wants to say “oh honey…” when seeing a girl’s adorable outfit
topped off with a pair of these?
5. Ex-girlfriend jeans/skin-tight pants for men. No explanation necessary. I can’t handle thinking I can
share my jeans with a guy. The end.
À la prochaine!
-Désirée